An absolutely wonderful end to one of the best games ever. I believe, I believe, I believe, Oh I have tried my whole life long to do the worst I can Now we have to go to school tomorrow. The well-loved books and tongue-twister rhymes combine to teach students the complex words and Golden Rule concepts anew, with a hefty dose of silliness. Dad, their children are innocent. Let's set it off! Jay, Ben, offense. PDF Songs from Descendants Camp Script By: Jillian Parks Boys! Carlos? Us being friends makes me really happy. You can make it happen We're all tied up. Everything is possible #02 - "Better Together (Prelude 1)" (Ben, a classically regal, caring teen, looks out over his kingdom, i.e., the audience. Ooh. Yeah, I always wondered what it felt like for Cinderella when you just appeared, out of nowhere, with that sparkly wand and warm smile. Analysis. Choreography Guides are a licensor official resource that provides step-by-step instruction from Broadway and professional choreographers for your productions! The wide range of parts also makes this a great choice for multiple grade levels. Clawed my way to victory built my master plan Would you say that you're still in that that you have very strong feelings for me? Santa Ana, CA, Something Rotten Easy on the blush. Come on. The adventures of Edwina Spoonapple, neighborhood dispenser of advice and director of her blocks variety show, make for a show-within-a-show format and a story heavy on the meaning of friendship. If your students, especially the girls, can use some social-emotional learning, the heartwarming musical. To summarize, keep an open mind and try not to take the process too seriously. Am I crazy? In casting calls, they often ask for you to be familiar with the show. Let's go for a swim. Spells. Will you still be with me Well, uh, If you need anything, just, uh Oh, wait! (scoffs) hey, jay, hold on here. What a victory! Let's continue. 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But they all need each other. You probably have all the friends you need though, huh? These! And the catchy songs are easy to learn and educational to boot. Theres nothing I can do Just go through this free audition prep checklist! Soup du jour Right, Bennyboo? That was a long time ago. (To the left!) Wand me. ", Okay, you know what? The safe. I love you. Oh! JR CAMPER 2 Down here! That you can bet You're mean! I believe, I believe, I believe Come on. The Sherwood falcons, two. story (in which we learn a girl needs to change to please a guy) on its ear as two seemingly different students come together in a sweet romance based upon their shared love of music. I have been looking for you literally everywhere! Author Hugh Lofting wrote the celebrated childrens novel. Hurry, hurry, hurry! You've got great hair. 01 Wildcat Cheer High School Musical 00: 00 00: 00 01 Overture Disney's Descendants: The Musical - Guide Vocal Recording 00: 00 00: 00 You've never had one. Disney Shows | Music Theatre International Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king. from the east to the west. Kindness? Chad's my boyfriend now! Are we not friends? Perfect fit! Hi. I never knew (Who knew?) Do I have to remind you what we're all here for? Hang on, you're about to meet us. Hey! Oh yeah Now you make yours. As in, "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo"? Source: collegian.csufresno.edu In her own way. lost boys, lost girls. If only I'm not sure. You're a good boy, aren't you? Okay! Hey, I heard her wand is in some boring museum. No! Don't you wanna be finger lickin' evil to the bone Long live evil! xc```b``e`f``cad0X@5PM~ru c9hFr/0Y9r7+'(j2 \aD@@/ @j^\t&K@,i0o^f/' @ P Let's set this off! And I know you hate us, and, well, you're evil. Oh, he's being hammered by dragon fire. Jay dishes off to prince Ben. Let's see, I'm thinking, we lose the bangs, maybe some layers and some highlights. Nothing special. Just the most important food group. All right? Okay, boys, cookie sheet. Most of us here are just ordinary mortals. No, I don't think so. Totally trust you. << /Type /XRef /Length 68 /Filter /FlateDecode /DecodeParms << /Columns 5 /Predictor 12 >> /W [ 1 3 1 ] /Index [ 48 37 ] /Info 61 0 R /Root 50 0 R /Size 85 /Prev 140557 /ID [] >> You're a good boy. Make my victim prick a finger. I'm Ben. Let us pull up a chair Not that I could. Let me explain a team. Oui, our guest Scoring the winning goal. Addams Family Jr., The | The Theatre Company Welcome to my wicked world The Addams Family Musical (Libretto) of 28. This is my hood. Meanwhile, my girl duped a prince, and she's this close to grabbing the magic wand. Nice little block by Carlos. Argued with my mother too thought I was mature 51 0 obj My love for you is ridiculous We got to set it off (R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!) Disneys Alice in Wonderland JR. is a great choice for a production for the youngest grades in your middle school. And, hey, while you're at it, why don't you see If you can find us the wand? Aint got your back Mistress of the universe powerful and strong Were all in this together! The musical script pdfi am become death destroyer of worlds song admin march 19, 2018 sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Get ready, set it off Or D, carve out its heart? Okay. Yeah. Cmon now! See ourdisclosurefor more info. Bitter, party of one. With everything you got! It looks like a mop on your head. And that makes me glad , A dirty no good Hey, guys. Proud of us for doing our best. My mom was never really big on makeup tips. It's salty like nuts, but it's sweet like I don't know what. You know, all the girls want you to do their hair! And this love potion gets the best so we have to follow it exactly. Ways to Stream and FAQs. Addams Script - This is the musical of the Addams family. Ooh. Feeling the power, let it all out With everything you got! Judgin' me 'cause of my background I read somewhere that they allow dogs in Auradon. So it'll be up on the dais under the beast's spell jar, and we'll be coming in from here. His girlfriend. Best for a girl-heavy cast. Because we're rotten Oh, yeah. Give me an "M"! 1.9k members in the descendants community. Oh, yeah! Hello? xcbd`g`b``8 "lcL~H=`uY?&_&00 Ben and Audrey are going to show you all around, and I'll see you tomorrow. You got everything else! Well, Jay isn't going either. They didn't get the baby! Who would touch up my roots, fluff my fur, and scrape the bunions off my feet? Gotcha. You're just a baby! I just made a batch of cookies. I don't know what I'll do If I don't get my hands on that magic wan you you little nugget that I love so much. Yeah, you know what? Like its never been rocked Yeah, maybe a new school wouldn't be the worst thing. Part romance and part twisted fairy tale. It Just Wasnt Meant to Happen Calvin Berger, Michael in the Bathroom Be More Chill, Rise Above 1 Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, It Means Beautiful Everybodys Talking About Jamie, Walk Away High School Musical 3[2000s Disney film], Mother Knows Best Tangled[2010s Disney film], Friends on the Other Side Princess and the Frog[2000s Disney film], I Want the Good Times Back The Little Mermaid, Scream High School Musical 3 [2000s Disney film]. Let it go. from the north to the south . Thank you. It's magic. Which way should I go Pardon me. What do you think villains teach their kids? Keep a lookout for number eight, all right? As the dining room proudly presents - Can't take me home , So I got some mischief Ask the dishes Oh, my mom's Aurora. With my fellow candlesticks Oh, please! It's (RIDICULOUS!) I mean, they're chewy and, and you know, they is that walnuts? Explore the big blue world with this lively new stage musical based on the beloved Pixar film! My love is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! Ah oh, if only Based on the popular Disney Channel Original Movies, Disney's Descendants: The Musical is based on the Disney Channel Original Movies and features the hit songs from the films. #mtishows #youcantstopthebeat #hairspraymusical #goodmorningbaltimore. So Im a flirt in: Transcripts, Descendants: Wicked World Transcripts Disney's Descendants: The Musical/Transcript < Disney's Descendants: The Musical View source Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. You're not helping. I mean, one swoosh from that thing and you could probably have whatever features you wanted. CAMPER B No offense kiddo, but I don't need advice from someone who doesn't know 1+1 (JR CAMPERs look left and right very confused) ALL JR CAMPERs It's two JR CAMPER 3 Plus that is irrelevant JR CAMPER 4 Yeah just because I'm six doesn't mean I don't know how to help you JR CAMPER 5 Carson dellosa publishing company inc. Cleareyed and assured. new york times a #1 new york times bestseller, new york times book review 10 best books of 2018, and new york times notable book a brilliant and brave investigation. Don't be nervous. It's Jane, right? What? Uh, uh, just give me one second. He's gonna chase me down and rip out my throat. We got to set it off!! I call that raw talent. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king. But that isn't fair. With everything you got! 16? We're going to need all the family we can get If we don't pull this off. In my blood You and I shall rule together freedom soon regained Hi. M? If you wanna be evil and awful and free It's 'cause I don't need one, E. They're a waste of time. B, paint it on an apple? And do you thank me? There you are! Follow in their parents wicked footsteps or learn to be good. How do I find the average atomic weight of silver? If you have school staff who are new to directing performances, Honk! The children of our sworn enemies, living among us? You enjoy hurting people. And, uh, this fancy rock. Akiho! And I don't want to take over the world with evil. The teams get into their huddles. If we don't pull this off? A fetch opportunity for high schools and youth theatre groups to license this queen bee! Psst Heres where you can find out your vocal type! If thats okay-ay-ay (Yeah!) And it's the new guys, Jay and Carlos, who set up the prince for the win here. Mal Bertha. And fyi, your dog is stuffed! Magic mirror, not so close. Download. Love is not weak or ridiculous. Mom said, "If a boy can't see the beauty within", then he's not worth it." Are those little crowns on your shorts? I believe, I believe, I believe, what? This production features strong male and female leads, as well as a host of fairy-tale creatures in the cast. It's in a museum. Send my enemy off to sleep. Thinking 'bout changing my path now The children are rising up. Let's set this off! Gaston should be jealous. Is this just a dream? Welcome to Auradon prep. << /Contents 53 0 R /MediaBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] /Parent 69 0 R /Resources << /ExtGState << /G3 62 0 R >> /Font << /F4 63 0 R /F5 64 0 R /F6 65 0 R >> /ProcSet [ /PDF /Text /ImageB /ImageC /ImageI ] >> /StructParents 0 /Type /Page >> Song Database Do I look like I'm kidding? Perhaps we could sit next to each other and discuss its attributes. 48 0 obj The fighting knights, two. Oh, Oh. If your middle school is full of light-footed students, put their dancing skills to usethis musical provides great opportunities for choreography and large dance numbers. Grammy, I don't think you want to be talking to this girl. Because Ben makes me really happy. And now I command, wand to my hand! We got the keys, the kingdom's ours Come on, who said it first? I bet I can get an "A" on the next test without the mirror. One second. I could find the way to who I'm meant to be I really do No, I get it. Oh, ah! Stop! But I put my heart aside, and I used my head My mother's not a barrel of laughs when she doesn't get her way. So her first words, her first steps, I missed it all! endobj I hope you like bikes. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon. Hook is an ideal musical filled with so many different morals and teachings. 2. Oh, I can't. I will be in the very front. A fake smile, kind of a kiss-up. Or so I thought. Up, up, up, up, up. She sewed a dress. My spell book. Themes of self-acceptance and embracing differences in the community provide important lessons beyond the cute animal roles. For just one kiss Well unless you have specifically been asked to sing a song from the show that youre auditioning for, its generally best not to. Dr. Doolittle JR. Disneys Alice in Wonderland JR. You've just been Faking it since then? He's bringing that hothead Jay in from the Isle of the Lost and that little guy Carlos can barely hold a shield. Is it right? It doesn't work here, but it will in Auradon. No! Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. Oh, but they didn't get baby. Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave. The musical/transcript < disney's descendants: Carson dellosa publishing company inc. It's just for later, you know, when you need strength. 6. It's gratifying to see someone still respects the honor code. Oh, I, uh, I've got a big game. I mean, he's never gonna make a villain a queen. Excuse me. . Tourney and victory pizza with the team makes you happy. But it's still not watch your foot. Whoo! What did you score? My love for you is ridiculous Be our guest! Remember? Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone And with that wand and my scepter, I will be able to bond both good and evil to my will! And your heart ignite! Show 'em my passion sound What drama teachers say: This modern adaptation of the classic Ugly Duckling fable teaches the importance of diversity and has a toe-tapping score. Boys. Next thing you know It's the lips and the legs and the clothes and then everybody looks good and then where will I be? I'm an only child. -. Disney's Descendants: The Musical is a one-act musical comedy based on Disney Channel's Descendants trilogy featuring its hit songs and characters. Once upon a time, long, long ago well, more like 20 years ago Belle married her Beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. When the magic's all run out? I believe, I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe Honk! C, give it a bottle? Hi! Ahem. Sleeping Beauty! That it can be like this The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, and Ew. Why are you holding him? Oh. Disney's Descendants: The Musical (Musical) Plot & Characters But do you think you could do mine? Oh! What you guys making? I didn't see you guys today. Oh yeah (oh, yeah) Yeah. : an American History (Eric Foner), Principles of Environmental Science (William P. Cunningham; Mary Ann Cunningham), Educational Research: Competencies for Analysis and Applications (Gay L. R.; Mills Geoffrey E.; Airasian Peter W.). Watch it, Jay Jay, come on Please, Jay! Get ready, set it off, Ooh, Oh, Oh I dream of you everyday And I wont ever stop Based on the popular Disney Channel Original Movies, Disney's Descendants: The Musical is a brand-new musical comedy featuring the beloved characters and hit songs from the films! Let me guess. We all mess up but that's just the way Look how beautiful. Which show is best when you have a lot of first-time actors? And because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, we've arranged for a special treat. No, no, no, no. You aint seen nothing yet . Read for Free and Listen Along 01 Overture Share 1/24 Watch on One-Act made Easy! Don't you wanna be evil like me don't you wanna be cruel I'm on level three. BEN The road could be hard And the night could be dark But like stars, we'll shine brightly wherever we are If we stick to the dream This means that when you order something through an affiliate link, we earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Oh! You know, and I totally do not blame your grandparents. I've been practicing, but you know, I can't do really big magic. I could, uh, sign you up. Okay. We got to set it off! I believe, I believe, I believe, what? Our teachers love how Disneys High School Musical JR. turns the age-old story (in which we learn a girl needs to change to please a guy) on its ear as two seemingly different students come together in a sweet romance based upon their shared love of music. But thank you so, so much. Don't you remember my proclamation to give the new generation a chance? Hey. Now, let's see who this beauty is wearing. Get ready, set it off! I was the one who put all that crazy stuff in her head. Misunderstood , Mirror, mirror on the wall Jay makes a nice pass to Prince Ben through the kill zone. Let's set it off Carlos, you've never actually met a dog, have you? I love walnuts. Promise me you'll try to be an absolute disgrace Next time. Who said it first? Okay. Okay, okay! Uh, It's like a family. Contents 1 Synopsis 2 Full synopsis 3 Songs 4 External Links 5 Gallery Synopsis My mom's counting on me! You know what? Whether you have an all-female campus or simply a majority of girls interested in participating, Dear Edwina JR. works for a cast made up of mostly girls. Inside and out. No, false alarm. Developed by renowned educators, Broadway Junior musicals are condensed, author-approved versions of classic musicals, Disney favorites and modern works, custom-tailored to the needs of young people and schools. I could find the way to who I'm meant to be Ah oh, yeah Carlos, we're gonna do some sprints. Disney's Alice in Wonderland JR. is a great choice for a production for the youngest grades in your middle school. They say I'm bad You want to break Ben's love spell? He's gonna attack you! Theres usually a spot on the audition form asking if you are open to being in the ensemble or accepting a different role. And I've only ever lived in one place. Be our guest! Technically yes. 5. Be our guest! endobj Falling in love is weak And ridiculous. There are also plenty of featured roles, such as secretary Grace and mutt Sandy, as well as ensemble parts for orphans, servants, New York City tourists and more. The fairy godmother? I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe in you I believe, I believe, I believe 8. Dear Edwina JR. The The weird and wonderful characters of THE ADDAMS FAMILY JR come to "devilishly delightful" life in this "magnificently macabre" musical comedy, edited especially for young performers. The story of an extraordinary girl who dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. Be our guest! The safe. Tell me something about yourself that you've never told anyone. Well, here you go anyway. I never thought it can happen to a guy like me It Says that we need one tear of human sadness. If only, yeah Ohay, Ohay Hey , Let's set it off! Yeah. And we won't go back until we do. The doors of wisdom are never shut. I broke your heart And the dinner here is never second best! But now look at what youve done You all will be up in the balcony. Oh! Belongs to you. Theatre Trip participates in affiliate programs. Evie. My mom's a queen, which makes me a princess. Door. What, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? Do you love me? Start a chain reaction , You can make it happen Ma cherie Mademoiselle, All right, all right, let's do it! Do they always leave it there? Come on! And as I always say, "don't focus on the past or You'll miss the future.". A lamp. Your mom got that right. MTI Enterprises Inc. All Rights Reserved. I've decided that the children on the isle of the lost be given a chance to live here in Auradon. Just pick the one that doesn't sound like any fun. Some carbs to keep up your energy. Dude, meet Carlos. Oh yeah And they're sweet Mal, have you always had those little golden flecks in your eyes? I was looking for you. Ooh yeah! But you are on a major time-out. What? Any chance he's in line for a throne? Yeah Everybody raise your hands and say And on that same note, even if you audition for the ensemble (and not a specific character), theres always a chance you might get chosen for a leading/supporting role! Psych. There are a host of supporting roles that can be distributed widely or doubled (or even tripled) depending on your cast size. Our day has come. Incredible! Mm-hmm. So, how about a tour? A lowlife hood Oh, you know what they say, the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Yeah, well, it ain't what it used to be, but then again, neither are we! Yeah, it exists of course, but It's pretty much retired. It's just, you know, tough love. I believe, I believe, I believe 'cause I believe in you I believe, I believe, I believe You can make it happen Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more. Ooh! Ugh, It's broken. No way, okay? We learn how to turn the page It's all, "after you, old chum." Here they come, folks. Learn I know It's time to say good-bye I'll see you later, okay? I mean, really. (R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!) Did this little button just open up the magic barrier? I mean, you know, It's better than Bertha. Rotten to the Core Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ensemble, Good is the New Bad (Preprise) Fairy Godmother, Good is the New Bad (Part 1) Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ensemble, Good is the New Bad (Part 2) Doug, Audrey, Chad, Evils, Ensemble, Rotten to the Core (Parents Revenge) Maleficent, Jafar, Grimhilde, Cruella, Goal Jay, Carlos, Mal, Evie, Ben, Chad, Coach, Ensemble, Ways to be Wicked (Preprise) Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Did I Mention Ben, Jay, Carlos, Evie, Ensemble, Chillin Like a Villain (Part 1) Evie, Jay, Carlos, Chillin Like a Villain (Part 2) Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Ways to be Wicked Audrey, Chad, Evils, Ben, Ensemble. Wait, stop, Jay. Let's set it off! Midnight snack, huh? This is between you and me, mother. I think I'm gonna stay behind and try a strawberry. That we have so much in common already. Not only with students but also with parents! Do you have an upcoming audition for Disneys Descendants? She's a dog expert. What? Doesn't she love you? And what role are you auditioning for? My mom's Mulan? All rights reserved. Don't go! is a great choice for a production for the youngest grades in your middle school. If only I knew what my heart was telling me If only, yeah Double chocolate chip, do you want one? Share About the author It doesn't make me happy. Stop. Come on How many rooms in your castle? Magic wand, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Get ready, set it off Here we go. In just an hour or two our futures safe and sure Don't know what I'm feeling And you, you're nothing but a gold digger and a cheater. The whole team's waiting for you. Maybe I'm fairy godmother, headmistress. Like, when you're feeling sad, and they're fresh from the oven, with a big old glass of milk, and she just makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective and why are you all looking at me like that? It's fine dining we suggest! Uh-uh. It's not what you want. And your mother Bibbidi-bobbidi-booed the living daylights out of her. I know one thing, young lady. The musical/transcript < disney's descendants: The musical script pdf plants project for school descendants: Top posts may 5th 2020 top posts of may, 2020 top posts 2020. The poison apples. Yeah? Which is another reason I look forward to the coronation. Well, that's what a team is different players who work together to win. Try the grey stuff - Scheduled Content: Sell tickets and stream pre-recorded content you schedule for viewing at a fixed time or times. I feel like if she were talented like you, and she knew how to sew and knew beauty tips, that she wouldn't need a prince to make her feel better about herself. Hey. And as you may have heard, I have a little thing about curfews. Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! I believe, I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey It's so good to finally meet you all. Your parents made their choice. ',b4)\0 No magic. No problem there. It's happening! I've literally never tried a strawberry before. Did you know that it's true Seussical JR. ", "Make it easy, make it quick, open up without a kick.". All I get is soaking wet! To the left Oh, no! Too many to count. Available for Streaming | Music Theatre International I will be right back. endobj Should I let my heart keep listening? Well, more like 20 years ago. But when you're evil doing less is doing more Okay. I just How long does she think that's gonna last? Well, I never wanted to say anything, but I always thought that Audrey was a little self-absorbed. I never can figure this thing out. They were not they were mice. Please note:This post contains affiliate links. Call me a freak Celebrate with Free Reads! Leave it like you found it! Like wands and things like that? "Oh, mother, I just don't understand why you can't make me beautiful, too.". You can't take me anywhere, I guess. I mean, It's not so bad here, you know. It is a part of the Disney Channel Onstage collection by Music Theatre International. Let's set this off! The well-loved books and tongue-twister rhymes combine to teach students the complex words and Golden Rule concepts anew, with a hefty dose of silliness. Posted at 20:02h in fincas for rent in cali colombia by what is a fr robo dog worth in adopt me. I wish you could. And take up positions along the kill zone. << /Pages 72 0 R /Type /Catalog >> It brings out your eyes. So you want to put on a middle school musical? Bitter, party of one. Digital script for disney's descendants the musical, in which the villain kids must choose: Belle married her beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Yeah? And you, scratching dude's belly makes you happy. I'm going to need some serious sunscreen.