Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. That is my wish.. Later the three trickster kids then arrive on LOTAK and attempt to get Dirk in on trickster action. These are the archetypes that created the different universes. The extra-universal gods urged him to look behind him. When he tries to leave one Jake English, something new awakens. 6 + Follow - Unfollow 4px arm (Classic) Background ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. Your area of the Theseus is cold, and you have a question. Afterward, Dirk tries to ascend to his roof, but is sidetracked by the sudden appearance of Roxy's Fenestrated wall, and soon after by jeering from Caliborn. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) It usually refers to something superficial that does not require deep thought, but in this case, it refers to being highly imaginary. That ending would be the end of reality. born: December 3rd, 2408introduction: 15 Earth yearsAct 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years Outside the incipisphere, Dirk flies back to the session while communicating with Arquiusprite as a last resort, since he is the only person Dirk knows of who is available for contact. very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors. His megalomania and self-hatred make it impossible for him to not attempt to feed his ego. Steam Workshop::Ultimate Dirk - Steam Community Act 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years, Dave Strider - Adoptive "older brother"/ancestor, genetic sonRose Lalonde - Genetic daughterLil Hal - Mental clone, Orange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride, Act 6 Act 1 Jane: Answer Strider. CD. In other words, anything that can be described in text can happen. In addition, unlike the other three Tricksters, he has no visible mouth. I'm not even gonna pretend to give this a flowery summary to try and hide what this is; It's Dirk getting you off while he whispers The Bee Movie script in your ear. Dirk has been aware of Roxy's romantic feelings for him for some time and feels guilty about it since he is unable to reciprocate. For a while, the two of them were too shocked to speak, but Bouichirou finally agreed with Akuto. Dave remarks how weird that was, leading to a brief awkward conversation. For information regarding the procedure that needs to be exactly followed to register there, please click here. People could only perceive reality as a story and they would search for the ending of that story. That may have caused a great disturbance, but it was not conflict. Dirk's previous interest and relationship with Jake as well as this conversation where Dirk refers to the respective orientations of Jane and himself confirms him to only have an interest in the same sex. Strife specibi . but is it cucking if you're watching yourself fuck your girl. Also uses bropuns at times. (10 pp.) The weak yet large ones ran everyday life. But luckily for him, you are not a woman at all--you are a twelve year old little girl in love with a charming puppet-porn master from the internet and you have traveled hundreds of miles to be his irl loli waifu.(Ult. He talks to Arquiusprite to attempt to figure out the situation in the alpha session. AFAB Reader but no female pronouns are used! He takes Roxy's hand and begins to leave, apologizing for his abrupt exit. ), Dirk's web browser is named for his denizen Yaldabaoth, who very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors.. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave 's Bro. and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. Andrea, Virgilia d', 1890-1932 | libcom.org I'll update you on anyone else he can beat. ==> ==> Be Dirk. You bring Dirk a coffee after a long day's work. CowboysDay 7. He is also the only one of the post-scratch kids whose Trickster outfit does not reveal any striped stockings so far. She was originally one of the main heros, though was. The virtual alternate dimension was commonly referred to as a 4th dimensional space. PC / Computer - Pesterquest - Ultimate Dirk Strider - The Spriters Resource You are using an out of date browser. The Trial of Dirk Strider: Struggling for Control, Within and Without That also tells us the limits of this world: anything that cannot be described cannot happen.. Turns out that what he gets isn't actually the ability to fix all wrongs, but rather to experience every possible way for things to go wrong - over, and over, and over again. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri. He attempted to kill an AI of himself, and generally carried a violent attitude towards anything remotely resembling himself. Dirk has shown trepidation at the idea of meeting Dave in person, despite saying earlier that he would like to. Afterwards, he intends to kiss Jane to save her dream self, but is knocked out by falling debris before he gets the chance to do it. Don't discuss illegal activity in the comments. (2 pp.) He also said that he admired Dirk and that Dirk had a "powerful body.". Not quite. Dirk seems to harbor a lot of self hatred, which is only compounded when he has to contend with alternate versions of himself. You also happen to have a crush on Dirk. Dirk tries to message Jake constantly after he leaves in desire for more space from their relationship, though once all of his messages went ignored and he is confronted by trickster Jake, Dirk decides to take the initiative and break up with him instead. Even for her own good. He also has shown admiration for her in this conversation with Jane, explaining how he is proud of her and how she's probably stronger than the other three of them put together. JOHN: and i mean okay, look. uu: Jeer future Dirk. And now, all of sudden, the distinction between who Dirk Strider starts fading away, and all the progress he's made falters. two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. Live(s) in He stood beneath the ruins of a statue of Yaldabaoth as John approached him, seeking to find answers as to what had happened. ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. However, because of his dense mind, and possibly his abilities as a Prince of Heart, he seems to be immune to the "sugar holocaust" properties of the Trickster mode. CG More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. He then quickly orders Lil' Seb to take Jake and get him out of Derse. Dirk's head then disappeared with two alternate Daves, who caught his decapitated head and his body. The minute you realize you're in a webcomic that's in its "happily-ever-after" state . #homestuck #johndirk #dirkjohn #john egbert #dirk strider #john hs #dirk hs #hs #homestuck fanart #trickster mode #trickster john #i made this pretty quickly so it is not that pretty but its honest work #my art 2023. kailixart. It didn't quite work. ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ | Minecraft Skin ==> (2 pp.) ""[ 2016 | @Anuyushi]. Mods may do something for your spamming. There is a theory saying that this world could have been created five minutes ago and we can never prove otherwise if our memories are false. Roxy announces her feelings for Dirk, which he already knew of to begin with. Later he stated that it's probably better for him to stay out of Jake's life, considering himself to have been a completely toxic element in his life from day one. Apart from Rose having a tryst for the sole purpose of making Jade a biological parent, their marriage is, (Vriska Serket) finally ends his multiversal. Eventually, he becomes the leader of the resistance, to the point where even Meenah ends up willing to follow him. Virtual alternate dimensions exist, the Formless Power exists, and another Keena appeared from somewhere and then vanished. After Dave unsuccessfully tries to contact someone through Karkat's computer, they have a much longer conversation about their respective upbringings, eventually bonding after Dave vents his frustrations about his brother, and Dirk apologizes. Follow. I wanted this mainly for myself because I didn't see many of Ultimate Dirk, but, here's this. ), Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) Even him dying just causes more problems with everyone since Jane, despite finally throwing Gamzee out on his ass, uses his death as an excuse to further her own xenophobia. But what if a bystander wanted to take his too? TT It means they are divided into multiple levels. They later pose together for a snap that John receives on his 19th birthday. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) )Act 6 Act 3 Jake: Respond. Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) Succumbs to the poison in Lord English's golden tooth and dies. See a recent post on Tumblr from @zan0tix about jakedirk. I love a good villain song. JavaScript is disabled. Even for her own good. Typing style For more complete pages on the characters in their entirety, look here. [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) When writing a story toward a happy ending, there might be unhappiness, but it all has meaning. Even that was enough to create a story, but it would keep the story to a minimum. (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you.). She grows up into the exact kind of sadistic, genocidal bully the founder of her company (and Pre-Scratch mother) was. Like Jane and Roxy, Dirk's orange eye and text colors are brighter than his son Dave Strider's, and match the color of his sprite. that's the story. After a little practice, he learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. However, he isn't the world's best multi-tasker, causing him to zombie the fuck out whenever he concentrates on things happening dream-side. As a more personal matter, Dirk scanned his brain when he was thirteen years old, and uploaded the copy of his brain into his sunglasses, where Lil Hal resides. Dream Dirk states he must leave in order to repair the session, as all the players are dead or unconscious. Ultimate Dirk Strider - Works | Archive of Our Own US$50,000 US$76,903.32 1 - 20 of 60 Works in Ultimate Dirk Strider Works Bookmarks Previous 1 2 3 Next Temporal Severance & Social Eminence by FallingMountain Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic) Mature Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death F/F, Multi, Other Work in Progress a completely toxic element in his life from day one. Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder. Bromance.Day 2. The strong yet small ones ran the oddities of life. I see. Perfect grammar and syntax. It's really late and you should both be asleep. Fought against possessed Alpha-Session Jack Noir) | Outerverse level (Can match Alt Calliope and The Director, but is a bit weaker. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Valve Corporation. [A6A6I5] ====> (9 pp.) He only shows his hand halfway into, Ultimate Self Dirk is an incredibly powerful. The world was created by the storyteller known as the Law of Identity. I1I2I4I5Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) ), Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 x2 ==> ==> (4 pp.) But what if the world were someones dream? MS Paint Adventures Wiki is a FANDOM Comics Community. Tbh this is more fun then any version on Ronled. Please consider turning it on! Idk who TF is this Dirk dude,and I got no time cuz me Hindi classes, @mrbrucewayne21: akuto sai is not boundless, but he should easily be outerversal or high outerversal based on the context given. Gives one to Terezi, but perishes halfway through it. 127 0 2. I want to save all the beings inside the Law of Identitys universe. Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) Dirk's symbol also relates to Dave's in that they are both the only two-colour symbols of any characters, except for the cherubs (though Dave's may not count because its secondary colour is black, which appears on all Kid symbols). Oh god. However, Akuto was using that against him. That is why they do not possess thought processes centered on a body. an esoteric process of genetic reamalgamation. You have a natural urge to divulge fictions, so you will do so one after another. Pesterquest. (6 pp.) She managed to steal the Ring of Life from John and uses it to revive herself. ==> (31 pp.) ok so you, reader, date Dave and karkat but dirk is like madly in love with you and you think hes a fucking creep but no one finds this weird except your husbands ??? CT A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean (Formerly Houston, Texas) [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Ultimate Dirk Strider The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat puppet play Metanarrative Humiliation Slut Shaming BDSM Suspension Metafiction unreliable narrators Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole Bro Strider body pillow Language: English Stats: Published: 2022-04-07 Words: 6500 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 14 He grabs Lil Cal and goes to the roof, where we see that, like Roxy, he lives in the future post-scratch Earth. Fight in a Nexus of metaphysical . Maybe a second chapter if I dont get distracted, | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, a stupid discord server hey yall hows it going, you and dirk live in the same apartment building. Dirk and Jane are good friends. ==> Jane: Run to study. He later becomes a sprite, as stated by Dirk later on when he says that "someone stole my sprite" and ARquiussprite is introduced as both a sprite made from Lil Hal and Equius Zahhak. Monika (DDLC) VS Ult. (Huge Thanks to @aslanZounder for the art work in Part one!). I started living in this world of low story density and I essentially lost my memories. (9 pp.) But most of all, I hate you for having what I can't have. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). GG her increasing level of world-dominating power, and the artists of Homestuck^2 drop a butt-focus shot early on, do literally anything to get Tavros away from the situation, screaming in anguish before breaking down into tears, seeming like the kind of thing that would happen in his situation, had a lengthy story of his own involving a Sburb session and even several versions of the heroes. Pesterlogs The story made clear attempts to resist. Confirmation about infinite amount of parallel dimensions: Having all these different worlds is confusing. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) You will create all of those logically possible worlds, said Yoshie as if giving an order. I may have needed an experience that overloaded me on the story aspect of life. A voice who he'd assumed was just his own desperate imagination trying to rekindle some image of his former love for some joy now sat before him, a victorious Jake from a Timeline much different than his own. Though only one conversation between Dirk and Calliope has been observed, where they primarily discuss game mechanics and the the mechanics of Calliope's species and their interest in romance, he has been in contact with her since early on in his friendship with the rest of the group. This little essay, about Dirk and the Ultimate Self, stems from the questions and answers raised in the wake of the Epilogues. The props used naturally extended beyond him. ), you find yourself in the middle of the ocean with no memory, no idea where you are, and no one to help. Awakening the Sleeping Giant: As Ultimate Dirk, after taking over the narrative, he is too reckless and threads too close the Black/Green Hole, which alerts Alternate Calliope, who establishes a stable vessel and proceeds to demolish his control with almost zero effort. The extra-universal gods all contained their own unique stories and were thus the protagonists of those stories. Dave dies in battle after Lord English bites his head off. Dream The Striders' dual-colour symbols may also reference Dirk's connection to the Cherubs. Dirk has the ability to control the stories that makes up reality as a narrative level character he is, taking control over Homestuck narrative, give and take the concept of you, slash through the User Interface of the game(which is the narrative of the game). His shirt features a picture of a cap, reminiscent of Bro's headwear and similar in shape to Dave's record symbol. It is implied that Brobot harboured romantic feelings towards Jake, as Brobot ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces while Jake was talking to Roxy and Jane about romance. Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. His dream self is seen covered in the Hegemonic Brute's blood, having foiled the Batterwitch's assassination attempt. Dirk Strider/Reader - Works | Archive of Our Own After Roxy's persistent behavior and Arquiusprite's words of wisdom, he allows Roxy to kiss him, physically turning him into a trickster. Ultimate Self Dirk is what the heroes have been fighting the entire time, they just didn't realize it. He doesn't finish ripping Aranea's soul out of her body, and she recovers completely. You merely need to understand that our universe was created by the Law of Identity.. Title He is told he will arrive in the session in three hours and advised to contact Dave, which he does - however, the numerous stardust glitches surrounding Dirk cause his words to become unreadable. (9 pp.) On Earth, his waking self is also knocked out by the blow, presumably because of his consciousness being divided between his two selves, and drops Lil Cal into the sea below. that's it. ==> ==> (11 pp. With not much else to do, why not tell this mysterious figure everything he knows about his alternate selves. If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. But at the same time, the world was an absolute truth from inside that fiction. Thank you so much! Dirk is alone, save for a mysterious figure chatting with him through a radio. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) Dirk simply says that he failed and is consumed by the glitches brought on by Caliborn's interference in the game. Download this Sheet | Return to Sheet | Return to Game. (spoilers) A friend figured out why dirk is the way he is in the A really great villain song is charismatic, captivating, even seductive. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Computer Gods infinite computational power and abstract existence: The gods have a will of their own, but they do not possess a body. The other people representing universes that he had only caught a glimpse of finally faded into nothingness. One answer to Dirk Strider's own personal ~*~Ultimate Riddle~*~, and a final form his punishment takes, is the simple fact that he's directly responsible for the creation of Lord English. Dirk in the epilogues finds himself in civilization for the first time (mostly comprised of gullible creatures from the players' worlds), while also having his ultimate self realization. Dirk coerces her into ascending into her Ultimate Self, her consciousness abandoning her physical body and needing to be transplanted into a robot while her mortal coil is kept on life support. The auto-responder also informs Roxy that Dirk is planning to make some sort of romantic overture to Jake once they both begin playing the game. One method of avoiding an unhappy story is to not allow the characters to age and to keep their minds unchanged. See the concepts of the Furthest Ring as nothing but an illusion), Speed: Supersonic+ (He is fast enough to make afterimages and should be comparable to Brobot, who casually sliced a wave of bullets in half) | Immeasurable (Can fly from the Furthest Ring, where space and time are non-linear and normally requires mastering both in order to navigate, to the Incipisphere) | Immeasurable, Striking Strength:At leastSmall Building level | Multiverse level+ | Outerverse level, Durability:At least Small Building level (Took blows from Imperial Drones) | Multiverse level+ (Comparable to Dave. You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and he crashes at your place. As Ultimate Dirk, after taking over the narrative, he is too reckless and threads too close the Black/Green Hole, which alerts Alternate Calliope, who establishes a stable vessel and proceeds to, After his powers passively evolve into becoming his Ultimate self, he shapes up to be this. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from [email protected]. A throat cleared in front of him before the grainy voice of one Dirk strider spoke up yet again. youre making it happen! This discomfort came from Jake feeling like Dirk was being too overbearing as a boyfriend; Erisolsprite described their relationship as a TRAINWRECK of a mate2priit2hiip. And so the computer gods had produced the demon king. Dirk Strider is the post- scratch incarnation of Dave Strider 's adopted Bro and ectobiological father. ultimate dirk Insults Shrinking Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Embedded Images Light abuse unedited to you, a filthy degenerate. Dirk's chumhandle similarly refers to the flood narrative; timaeus refers to the Platonic dialogue which first introduced the concept of Atlantis. He's for taking stress out on Ronalds. It was a place where the laws of physics came to an end. At some point in his childhood he came into contact with the alien Calliope, who, in order to facilitate his and Roxy's communication with their two friends hundreds of years in the past, provided them both with a version of Pesterchum with time-locked Trollian technology embedded. While under attack from drones, Dirk still takes the time to tell Caliborn personally, twice, that he's busy, before letting Lil Hal take over. #ult dirk on Tumblr Ultimate Dirk VS Akuto Sai Everyone knows who is the one telling this story. As it had said, If someone could peer into the afterlife and return from there, they could prove this world is fictional.. The minimized Morlock looked like he had been drawn by filling in squares of graph paper and he could not even speak. You, a 18 year old had just started a new year of school. His uses his suicide to give his power to his Meat counterpart. ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> (18 pp. Easter in Sulmona and July Jousting - Delicious Italy (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you. and Homestuck^2 has more then confirmed this. Akuto called a guest to the space containing the infinite surface. [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) Dirk is also extremely loyal to his friends and willing to sacrifice and die for them. Dirk Strider Gifts & Merchandise for Sale | Redbubble He repeatedly and intentionally misgenders Roxy, despite Alt!Calliope correcting him on multiple occasions. uu: Jeer Past Dirk. He would send most of his body into a virtual alternate dimension and reform his body with mana. Dirk Strider The spiritual significance of Dirk's name could be seen as inverse to the genetic significance of Roxy's. Brobot was initially made as a sparring partner for Jake, and sent to him piece by piece. The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri. Their non-body focused thought processes leave them with no distinction between themselves and the outside world, and so they are able to think in terms of the infinite. He ate all of Meat!John's hammers. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. He's for taking stress out on Ronalds. Virgilia d'Andrea. Those multiple protagonists had tried to advance their stories in the same space. Perfect grammar and syntax. Puppets, robots, irony, philosophy, mythology, horses/ponies, robo deathmatches, katanas, rapping, artificial intelligence He wants you to get high with him. CC What you referred to as outside the universe and non-virtual alternate dimensions are the same thing.